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You know you done fucked up, don't you?

I originally posted up about the M-Rod/Cynthia Watros (C-Wat?) DWI thing not because I thought it was a big deal, but because I'm secretly fascinated by the whole party-hardy, Hawaiian-island, hotshit-celebrity lifestyle, and because, frankly, those mugshots are mesmerizing.

Turns out, though, this story might have legs. First came word that Michelle, nobody's belle, threw a little tantrum upon her arrest.

"Why don't you just put a gun to my head and shoot me! You've already taken my freedom! You might as well take my life too!" she is purported to have told her arresting officers, and one can only dream that she delivered this fiery melodramatic spiel with the same dull, wooden demeanor she uses on-screen when she's "acting" similar "emotions."

Now comes word that this is Rodriguez' second DUI, and if convicted she could face actual jail-time. Some crappy magazine I've never read speculates that this could mean some serious re-writes of upcoming Lost episodes, which seems unlikely, seeing as how she's a wealthy Hollywood celebrity and ought to be able to afford the slimiestfinest in legal counsel and avoid the long arm of the law, but you never know.

You never know...